Random random.

Wondering about how death would feel is like insulting your intelligence, no one is capable of feeling after death. Thinking it that way, a conversation on this topic wouldn't go very far unless you decide to kill someone as an experiment, but then it wouldn't be a conversation anymore. Anyhow since I decided to write something about postmortem feelings, I am assuming that feelings are too abstract to be defined and hence arriving at hasty conclusions about them is not sensible.

We start by forming a vague notion about what feelings really are, and we have roughly two options to choose from. They can be either meta-physical or they can be quantifiable and hence physically measurable. Logically, the first option is what suits our definition since everyone feels differently and yet a logical person would not want to agree to something as vague as meta-physical.

Nearly 25 minutes have passed by since I wrote what you've read up to now and I'm like what the fuck, that shit is boring. Continuing the discussion about feelings is not what I am capable of doing anymore. Who bloody cares if corpses feel or not, you're doing this world a big service if you care about the ones who are still alive.