Bored much?

All of you, and you and you,
Come right here, I have something to say,
I didn't have anything better to do,
I hope it can make my day.

I know it is night, but who really cares?
The day can go and crap in hell,
I wish to know how this night fares,
And that is why I have this poem to tell.

I was lonely once, like I am now,
But no one really cared to know,
No one asked why, when and how,
Everyone had something better to do.

Now don't you start misinterpreting my words,
They don't mean that I don't have friends,
They range from cool, to creeps and nerds,
And some words that cannot be penned.

The fact of the matter is that,
Sometimes you just feel blank,
And here I would like to bet,
Life then looks like a skank.

Sometimes it just fucks you over,
In ways you could never imagine,
And sometimes it makes you hover,
In vacant bottomless heavens.

So what do you do, when you are bored shitless?
I write poems, stories, and stuff like that,
Life is still as sour as pickles,
But at least I am fighting back.

So what's the real deal?

Have you ever had silly questions come to your mind? They don't really mean anything because they either have answers which are too improbable or there is no reason to even have an answer to them on the first place. Questions like- Why do I exist? What would the end of universe look like? How would I see myself if I were someone else? So what's the deal with them anyhow? Too many questions, yet not many answers unless you start adding God after every word in your reply. Then you ask yourselves the ultimate question, something that would solve almost every cause of war, terrorism, fanaticism- Does God exist? Now why doesn't the human population devote all its time to find out if God really exists after all, because that is one big reason which seems to be driving people crazy. I actually find it insane. People should find it insane as well. If you think its normal to be discussing about a thing you made up on the first place, you are probably a fanatic. Maybe you like Hitler, maybe you are a Nazi. Who cares? Well you do, and with almost a hundred percent probability you believe in what you wish to believe. Why then do we have to be afraid of terrorists? If we are so sure of our beliefs why do we have to be so disrespectful to others' beliefs, however radical? After all, when man made God, He had no idea who had made man.

Voila!

I have seen people who would go to any limits to prove that they are better than you. I constantly try proving to them that they are not. Did you notice the double negative, cleverly disguised to make myself look good to everyone. For those who did not understand, proving that someone isn't better than me makes me someone who's trying to prove he is better than the others. Most of us fail to grasp the enormity of the situation, I being one of them. Calling someone a hypocrite and then being a hypocrite yourself is like getting hanged for killing two people; no matter how many people you kill, all the jury can do is kill you once. Once you are deemed bad in the eyes of the public, any action you take, however innocent, would be seen in the light of your established character. Unless you find such a situation to be pleasurable, you should stop making an ass out of yourself. An intelligent criminal doesn't want to be famous and rich, he wants to be rich and famous. For someone who intends on getting rich through fame, the latter part should better be for something people find pleasurable. Getting famous for a bank heist wouldn't get you rich, not for long anyhow. Rather, getting rich after robbing a bank, escaping unnoticed, and donating a huge sum to charity would surely make you famous. People are naive, and lazy. They don't want to be bothered into finding out what a person really is, they would rather satisfy themselves with what you project yourself to be. Everything is about pretending, even when people keep asking you to stop being what you aren't. Because everyone in this world has something to hide, and when you ask someone to stop pretending- you are being a hypocrite. And calling someone a hypocrite and then being a hypocrite yourself is like getting hanged for killing two people; no matter how many people you kill, all the jury can do is kill you once.

Ooooh!

Surprises aren't very surprising, I mean you can always expect surprises. So what is a surprising surprise after all? When you are thinking about getting a new shoelace for yourself and somebody tells you that you won a Mercedes, it's surprising. When you are out there hunting for rabbits and out of nowhere a tiger rips your toe off, its surprising. Finding your son in bed with his best friend, cuddling him, naked, without underwear, cuddling yet again, naked, without underwear,still cuddling, without underwear (getting boring isn't it?) is something you could have always expected. I can almost picturize you yawning in such a situation. But the fact is, you always knew stuff like this could happen, you just did not know when and where. So I ask you again, what could be a surprise you never expected? If you expect every possible event to happen, I think you would encounter very boring surprises after all.Watching an alien tap dance would be a surprising surprise but that is an extremely improbable event. So, doesn't everything add up to this- Surprises come in many shapes and sizes but it is the sizes which don't fit that make you lose your eyebrows. Life in itself is a surprise waiting to be felt, but it is us that treat life to be just like every second normal thing. It is time you start raising your eyebrows whenever someone makes you happy, when someone gets sad because you said something bad, when you get goosebumps on hearing a beautiful song. Because surprises are all that count when you try to contemplate the mysteries of life, without surprises there is nothing left to contemplate about.

Phew :D

Ever had a tiresome day? If I tell you it wasn't a rhetoric question you'd probably want to slap me for that. So what do people normally do when they are tired? There could be almost infinite ways to get yourself relaxed, some of them pretty mundane and others totally crazy. The point being that no one wants to be stuck in a loop, machines however find it pretty amusing and so do dogs- chasing my tail doesn't feel quite interesting to me, maybe because I don't have a tail. Getting drunk is one way to forget your troubles but then its temporary and its something anyone would do. Jumping off a building on the other hand is totally crazy but a permanent solution if you die by the end of your journey to the ground floor. So why doesn't everyone start swallowing rat poison when they are too bored of their lives? Maybe because they don't want a permanent solution after all, maybe because at the end of the day they know that boredom is a part of life. It's like skipping parts of life you don't like and enjoying the better parts in slow motion. So in the end when you know you are going to die, all you want to show is a life with the boring parts you tried to cover up. As if you made mess of a painting and because you didn't feel proud of certain parts you hid them with white paint. Unless you are a very selfish person, I would suggest you scratch off the white paint and start living what you deserve.