On failed relationships.

So the next time you decide to take a break from your social responsibilities, look at it from a different perspective. Every other time a moron finds it intolerable to go through the phases of a relationship, an innocent bystander has to suffer the consequences. I have been a part of it millions of times and I am not exaggerating, merely not in the right state of my mind.

It's like being miserable to make others feel awkward. You suddenly find yourself in the middle of a totally unreasonable situation where two people are adamant on not looking at each other. So you try to be polite, try to engage in two different conversations because apparently the other two guys suddenly stopped having any mutual interests.

You try to reason with them, maybe they are just immature. But that doesn't seem to work and you are stuck with minding their business. Whatever happened to minding my own business? Probably just a phase. Life starts getting even more frustrating than it actually is since your own problems are number 7 on the priority list. The other 6 are constantly fighting to be the ones on the top.

Things have gotten worse over the days, you feel like not giving a crap. And finally, you decide to take a break.

But every-time a moron finds it intolerable to go through the phases of a relationship, an innocent bystander has to suffer the consequences. Ironical.

On Relationships.

So here I was thinking what was all the hype about everybody getting into a relationship. Through the years I have been somehow led to believe that the only factors present in a true relationship are pretty fucked up looks and an extremely dedicated male. Before drawing any conclusions on what I am trying to say here, I ask you to do just one thing.

If you are a male and in a relationship, try to realize the fact that you do look ugly no matter what anyone says to you. Admit it. After reading this you are either going to mentally assassinate me or you will finally agree to the fact that God hasn't given you a good face.


If you are a female and you aren't single, there are three possibilities.

1. You are a slut. Any guy who hits on you is immediately given the satisfaction of getting into your pants (As if you are wearing any).

2. You are a bitch. Any guy (possibly one of the bad looking guys I just described) who is willing to gratify the relationship with these three factors gets to have you -

a).One sided love,.
b)The hard work needed to keep you happy.
c)All the miserable tears when you tell them you are breaking up.

3.You are plain stupid and you have no idea what goes where when you are lying naked. On the bed. With a guy. Also naked. Possibly Snoring. Of course he's sleeping.

And yes, there are some truly honest relationships where the guy tells the girl he loves her. The girl tells the guy she loves him. Everybody is happy. Only they end up marrying each other and what happens next is only documented in the most gruesome of literatures.