So here I was thinking what was all the hype about everybody getting into a relationship. Through the years I have been somehow led to believe that the only factors present in a true relationship are pretty fucked up looks and an extremely dedicated male. Before drawing any conclusions on what I am trying to say here, I ask you to do just one thing.
If you are a male and in a relationship, try to realize the fact that you do look ugly no matter what anyone says to you. Admit it. After reading this you are either going to mentally assassinate me or you will finally agree to the fact that God hasn't given you a good face.
If you are a female and you aren't single, there are three possibilities.
1. You are a slut. Any guy who hits on you is immediately given the satisfaction of getting into your pants (As if you are wearing any).
2. You are a bitch. Any guy (possibly one of the bad looking guys I just described) who is willing to gratify the relationship with these three factors gets to have you -
a).One sided love,.
b)The hard work needed to keep you happy.
c)All the miserable tears when you tell them you are breaking up.
3.You are plain stupid and you have no idea what goes where when you are lying naked. On the bed. With a guy. Also naked. Possibly Snoring. Of course he's sleeping.
And yes, there are some truly honest relationships where the guy tells the girl he loves her. The girl tells the guy she loves him. Everybody is happy. Only they end up marrying each other and what happens next is only documented in the most gruesome of literatures.
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